In the event you find yourself stranded on a small, deserted island with a corpse, don’t despair! Swiss Army Man has provided a helpful guide of sample uses in case you don’t know where to start.

1. Jet ski
2. Fart machine
3. Suicide deterent
4. Punching bag
5. Sled
6. Flotation device
7. Fake robot
8. Grappling hook
9. Flamethrower
10. Nutcracker
11. Dance partner
12. Kissing buddy
13. Confidant
14. Beatbox
15. Ax / Woodcutter
16. Karaoke partner
17. Underwater breathing apparatus
18. Flint
19. Water fountain
20. Water collection bucket
21. Gun
22. Bear repellent
23. Bro
24. Masturbation shamer
25. Compass
26. Backpack
27. Raccoon repellent
28. Life model decoy
29. Dinner companion
30. Fish shooter
31. Camping buddy
32. Jet pack
33. Bubble machine
34. Conversation starter
35. Halloween costume
36. Patsy

In conclusion, I implore you: Do yourself a favor and go see this weird and wonderful film. Even the website is an odd little gem. Swiss Army Man is a new film release from A24 staring Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe. I promise you haven’t seen anything like it before, and that’s a precious thing in this originality drought.

Fun fact: If you imagine this film as one that follows Now You See Me 2 and Now You See Me 2 as a continuation of the Harry Potter franchise, that makes the film just that much stranger.