17 Reasons to go see “The Bronze”

The Duplass brothers produced it, meaning if you like Enlightened, The League, The One I Love, Safety Not Guaranteed, etc… you will probably like this movie.
Melissa Rauch swears like a sailor and it’s funny as hell
Gary Cole
Gary Cole’s pet fish
Gary Cole’s treatment of his pet fish throughout the movie, including traveling with it
Craig Kilborn sighting
Midwest accents
Fanta shout out
Twice in the movie, there’s a guy with a faulty wheelchair that just spins in circles. It works both times
Sbarro shout out
“Smell my nachos”
The frequent twitches of Silicon Valley’s own Thomas Middleditch (try saying “Middleditch twitch” five times fast)
Sebastian Stan plays a Gold and Silver medalist in male gynastics named Lance “The Fucker” Tucker
The Winter Solider (Sebastian Stan) has one helluva gymnastic sex scene with Bernadette (Melissa Rauch) from The Big Bang Theory
I repeat Sebastian Stan gymnastics sex scene
I’m not going to tell you again: Sebastian. Stan. Male. Gymnast.
Ok, one more time: Sebastian. Stan. Sex. Scene.