
A Brief Ode to the Flower Shop Scene from The Room
Eat your heart out, Franco brothers Continue reading A Brief Ode to the Flower Shop Scene from The Room
Eat your heart out, Franco brothers Continue reading A Brief Ode to the Flower Shop Scene from The Room
So this is how “un poco loco” feels… Continue reading Reconciling with a lack of love for Coco
The New Adventures of Old Christine (and Justin) Continue reading In (mild) Defense of A Bad Moms Christmas
Reasons you may want to see or skip Transformers: The Last Knight… but let’s be honest. It’s mostly “skip”. Continue reading Is The Last Knight Worth Your Time?
This post is sponsored by severe ennui. Continue reading 176 Better Titles for the New Jack Reacher Movie
Did you ever wonder why Cyberdine made a robot with an Austrian accent? Continue reading This Scene Dramatically Improves The Entire Terminator Franchise
An M. Night Shyamalan movie that looks interesting? What a twist! Continue reading This Movie Might Not Suck: Split
Please allow me a mintick to sound the crumpets and jabber splendiferously on this collection of whoopsy whiffling zozimus that is 1971’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Continue reading Revisiting Willy Wonka
There were Wonderous Women, Leagues of Justice, and Skulls (both the island and spirit of vengeance variety)… Oh my! Continue reading [Updated] SDCC 2016 Trailer Round-Up
All the ways you can use a newfound corpse according to this dark, weird and wonderful film. Continue reading 36 Handy Dandy Uses For Your Swiss Army Man
Tarzan’s back in live-action, and this time he’s got Harley Quinn and Nick Fury by his side. You were probably planning to skip it, but here’s 10 reasons why you shouldn’t. Continue reading 10 Reasons to See The Legend of Tarzan
Advance warning: You’re probably going to disagree with me about X-Men: The Last Stand’s ranking. Continue reading Ranking the Films of the XCU