Your handy-dandy, fact-filled recap of all the wonderful knowledge we gained from watching this week’s mega crossover between CBS’s Supergirl and CW’s The Flash. SPOILER WARNING: MY CHEEKS HURT FROM JOY.
Flash Fact 1: DEO food sucks.
Flash Fact 2: Cupcakes are a perfect metaphor for love.
Flash Fact 3: Cat Grant rubbed shoulders with Oprah thanks to her 1998 best seller, “The Lighthouse Technique: Shine Your Light and Let Him Come to You.”
Flash Fact 4: Don’t mess with Cat Grant’s cupcakes.
Flash Fact 5: Barry’s here and I can’t stop smiling.
Flash Fact 6: Barry and Kara are talking and I can stop smiling.
Flash Fact 7: Everyone is adorable. Everything is awesome. I CAN’T STOP SMILING.
Flash Fact 8: Lucky for all of us, poor sweet Barry just landed on the wrong Earth.
Flash Fact 9: There are no Flash counterparts on this Earth.
Flash Fact 10: Kara loves her ice cream.
Flash Fact 11: Barry loves his donuts.
Flash Fact 12: I don’t think it’s scientifically possible to be any more attracted to a room of four people than I am right now. They really do look like the young attractive non threatening multi-racial cast of a CW show.
Flash Fact 13: Of course Cat would dub The Flash “the Blur” because no one escapes a good Smallville Easter egg.
Flash Fact 14: Scottish accents are the key to tricking muggles into buying $300 worth of Quartz.
Flash Fact 15: Good news Sioban! All the women in your family are unlikable. It’s not just YOU.
Flash Fact 16: Sioban really got on board with that whole “killing” thing fast.
Flash Fact 17: Livewire’s escape makes no sense.
Flash Fact 18: National City needs The Flash.
Flash Fact 19: Livewire really likes helping people catch on fire.
Flash Fact 20: I don’t know the difference between an evil Taylor Swift squad and a normal Taylor Swift squad.
Flash Fact 21: Baddies love a good abandoned warehouse, no matter what earth they are on.
Flash Fact 22: Winn and Barry are high fiving. I. CAN’T. STOP. SMILING.
Flash Fact 23: Barry let her get there first.
Flash Fact 24: Freeze breath + arm cyclones = nergasm
Flash Fact 25: Beyoncé is not a senator this earth either. The world is cruel.
Flash Fact 26: Everyone recognizes Sioban even when she’s unrecognizable.
Flash Fact 27: Poor sweet Barry says “bad boys” a lot.
Flash Fact 28: Kara’s Earth and Barry’s Earth both have The Three Musketeers.
Flash Fact 29: When the women outnumber the men, it is perfectly reasonable to quip, “Let’s settle this like women.”
Flash Fact 30: Livewire hates helicopters.
Flash Fact 31: Jimmy Olsen is always good for advice.
Flash Fact 32: If someone is unfailing charming and nice, they are either a superhero or a Mormon. Hello!
Flash Fact 33: All those now shipping Binn (Barry X Winn), please raise your hands.
Flash Fact 34: I’m gonna miss having Supergirl and Flash on the same show.
Flash Fact 35: Now I’m shipping Karry (Barry X Kara). But I like them as friends too.
Flash Fact 36: Kara is so much better at doing than saying.
Flash Fact 37: This was better than Batman V Superman. Please don’t this this joy go away.
Those are all the Flashtastic facts for today. More to come later this week following #BestShowInTheWorld The Flash.